mads • rad lil babe with art history, flowers, and feminism on the brain

sapphic-luminosity:

vampireapologist:

People who promote juice cleanses and like Consuming charcoal literally sound like “doctors” in Ancient Greece who thought people could get “hysteria” when their uterus moved around the body at will towards and away good or bad smells like stop trying to get me to go on a liquid diet I know it’s you Pliny The Elder

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quiescens:

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

  • have emotions
  • think thoughts
  • is likely introverted or extroverted
  • has at least a few friends
  • was born at some point

lesbianrey:

you hear that?? feminism was practically invented by kyle ron 😩 need me a freak like that!! 💯👌

samandriel:

chaz-serir:

God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards.

What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke